Score: 2

"crap..."

submission: bob's revenge

date: January 4, 2008

on my comp it wasn't laggy at all... but i wish it was 'cause then I would have exited sooner and saved about 2 mins of my life that i actually ended up wasting playing this crap...
I hate how you can only go left to right and i think it's too easy, which never goes well with a game, trust me. what was that, hold the 'z' key for a continuous attack that kills all? how hard is that? hold down the 'z' key and move towards your enemies, who was the 'genius' to decide that? And secondly, the animation was crappy and the music was stupid as well. 'I'm gonna put light soft music in the background of my already horrific game! did i mention it's a killing game??' is that what you we're thinking? i hope not, 'cause if the people today are thinking that primitively... it may result in reverse-evolution... and reverse evolution isn't good, people... in-fact, it's terrible...

Score: 1

"I don't really understand..."

submission: Good Night, Iraq

date: July 29, 2007

this flash is just a bunch of pictures of the news websites pertaining to the war on iraq.

if you wanted people to know about the war on iraq, or tht you're anti war, newgrounds isn't the place to do it. we all know about the war on iraq so i don't see the point of this flash. if you jus wanted people to know you're anti war that's a complete waste of time seeing as one more person being against the war wouldn't change bush's mind, especially because-- i'm sure-- he doesn't go on newgrounds surfing the site for relevant flashes on the war and even if he did, he would dismiss it as just another anti war fanatic and continue his life normally like he has with all the hate mail he's gotten over the years.

there is no point in putting this flash on newgrounds if it is pertaining to the war and it sucks anyway.

Score: 2

"This is what really tangles my spaghetti..."

submission: Jack Vs. Jack

date: April 6, 2007

The animation was virtually crap and the story line wasn't understandable. There seemed to have been unnecessary violence in this submission, like at the end when jack bauer shoots those two people when he was just gonna blow the whole village up anyway. And your futile attempts at making it a little funny just made for an even more stupid flash movie. The different objects in the scene were moving all over the place, compensating for a bad experience. It looked like the camera was moving in & out, up & down, and side to side. There were even unnecessary characters! like that fat guy who just appears outta nowhere and proves to be useless to the already confusing story line.

It was a stupid idea and submission and definately doesn't deserve to be on the front page.