Score: 2

"crap..."

submission: bob's revenge

date: January 4, 2008

on my comp it wasn't laggy at all... but i wish it was 'cause then I would have exited sooner and saved about 2 mins of my life that i actually ended up wasting playing this crap...
I hate how you can only go left to right and i think it's too easy, which never goes well with a game, trust me. what was that, hold the 'z' key for a continuous attack that kills all? how hard is that? hold down the 'z' key and move towards your enemies, who was the 'genius' to decide that? And secondly, the animation was crappy and the music was stupid as well. 'I'm gonna put light soft music in the background of my already horrific game! did i mention it's a killing game??' is that what you we're thinking? i hope not, 'cause if the people today are thinking that primitively... it may result in reverse-evolution... and reverse evolution isn't good, people... in-fact, it's terrible...

Score: 1

"I don't really understand..."

submission: Good Night, Iraq

date: July 29, 2007

this flash is just a bunch of pictures of the news websites pertaining to the war on iraq.

if you wanted people to know about the war on iraq, or tht you're anti war, newgrounds isn't the place to do it. we all know about the war on iraq so i don't see the point of this flash. if you jus wanted people to know you're anti war that's a complete waste of time seeing as one more person being against the war wouldn't change bush's mind, especially because-- i'm sure-- he doesn't go on newgrounds surfing the site for relevant flashes on the war and even if he did, he would dismiss it as just another anti war fanatic and continue his life normally like he has with all the hate mail he's gotten over the years.

there is no point in putting this flash on newgrounds if it is pertaining to the war and it sucks anyway.

Score: 2

"This is what really tangles my spaghetti..."

submission: Jack Vs. Jack

date: April 6, 2007

The animation was virtually crap and the story line wasn't understandable. There seemed to have been unnecessary violence in this submission, like at the end when jack bauer shoots those two people when he was just gonna blow the whole village up anyway. And your futile attempts at making it a little funny just made for an even more stupid flash movie. The different objects in the scene were moving all over the place, compensating for a bad experience. It looked like the camera was moving in & out, up & down, and side to side. There were even unnecessary characters! like that fat guy who just appears outta nowhere and proves to be useless to the already confusing story line.

It was a stupid idea and submission and definately doesn't deserve to be on the front page.

Score: 10

"Awesome!!!"

submission: Smash 2

date: March 31, 2007

this game was sooo good, the graphics and the sound were amazing. i loved the style too!! i loved how you can get more than one ball flinging across the screen. this game isn't like the old one where you can only move from side to side and the ball goes at a constant speed. in this game you can hit the ball as hard as you can, and you can go up and down!! i love everything about this game and i am officially hooked!!

PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!

Score: 10

"stunning"

submission: -Duel-

date: March 31, 2007

this is truly an asset to the art community. the style is amazing, i am an artist myself and i can draw better than this, but here's the thing, you did this on the computer!! that's freaking amazing, i use a pen and paper, but you did this on the computer and for that i salute you. the best thing i've been bothered to draw on a computer are stick figures! the fight scene was so cool. i was reading the reviews for this, the bad ones, and one of them went as far as to say that a real sword can't cut a speeding bullet in half, well duh, it's a freaking cartoon, be a little more appreciative. plus if it didn't, the cartoon would've ended in like the first two seconds as to when the fight began.

this is especially great for a first timer.

Score: 2

"wow..."

submission: Top Hat Man

date: March 31, 2007

this was really stupid, here is a list of reasons why:

1. it prolly took you two seconds to draw the guy.

2. there was like no creativity, judging by the fact that all that was going on in the background was a bunch of flashy lights in different petterns.

3. you tried to make it look cool by replaying the same animation, which probably took two seconds aswell, through different camera angles. and lemme tell ya, nobody was fooled.

4. next time you should probably warn the viewers that if they have epilepsy and they watch this shit, they will have a seizure for two reasons. there are flashy lights in the background shooting off at random and it's shit!

don't clog this beautiful website with crap like this, thank you very much.

Score: 4

"huh?"

submission: O-two

date: March 30, 2007

i don't really understand the message this video is attempting to convey. this was weird and it might have meant to say something along the lines of...

"we are killing oxygen atoms everytime we breath"

which is a kind of stupid thing to say, because you're almost suggesting that we should find something non-living to breath in, in order to live...

Score: 10

"now that is a double wammy..."

submission: :: Smokin' Smokers ::

date: March 30, 2007

this cartoon is true and funny at the same time! it's hilarious the way foamy explores these issues with his voice and his attitude. i've never been a smoker but i can tell you that i think quitting would be an easy thing to do. some people, however, basically just make up excuses to smoke again when they "try to quit", probably just to get everyone off their back. Dark-Lycan has spoken!!!

Score: 10

"loved it!"

submission: Red Baron

date: March 30, 2007

this is such a good game! i love how you get new weapons each level, but seriously, i cannot beat the second boss that guy is crazy hard, especially when he does that like 15 slashes in a row attack. but ya, keep it up :)

Score: 5

"odd..."

submission: Future

date: March 30, 2007

this was a weird submission, i couldn't really understand what was going on, it would be nice for some script or some dialogue to better understand it. i didn't like the way it was performed because i couldn't see much. and since when does a giant freaking robot, put on a laser show to try and kill it's opponent. there was alot of explosions that seemed to have no meaning because it didn't make sense and it was just overly dissapointing cause i'm sittin here waiting for something cool to happen and it never does. turns out i just wasted 4 minutes of my life by watching this crap submission, and another 2 to warn other viewers about how crappy it is! like holy shit!